If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a hot homeless man
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
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I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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