don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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