that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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