I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He shit in the fireplace
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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