at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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