you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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