he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
