You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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