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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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