I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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