normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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