You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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