for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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