I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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