Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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