do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
