Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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