try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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