Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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