Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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