She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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