That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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