North Korea, Best Korea!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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