You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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