your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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