Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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