i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
soo... how was my night?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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