kristin has been a bad kristin
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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