woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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