Can Purell be used as lube?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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