Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
