is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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