Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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