Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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