so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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