Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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