god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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