i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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