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Puke
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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