So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
birth control should be required to get into college
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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