kristin has been a bad kristin
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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