Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I need a burrito and a hug.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize