The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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