Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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