I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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