where am i from again
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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