oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Gay?
German.
Pity.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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