I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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