I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just want nice things and good sex
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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