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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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