And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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