As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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