The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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