The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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